September 12, 2015
DWIGHT THE PREPPER
Dwight Schrute turns out to be a prepper with a survival bunker and canned food. In this episode, he was eating his stored food, like 8 year old tomatoes, before it went bad. The others in the breakroom were making fun of him, so he gave them this scenario, saying, "Hardy har har. Alright. Picture this: snowy ash drizzles from the sky. A rabid pack of dogs surrounds you as the flame at the end of your stick dies out. There's only one hope left for you--the door to my shelter. You pound. You beg. 'Dwight, please let me in!', but I ignore your cries and do not let you in...Kevin will be eaten. Pam will be taken slave. Jim will be made a warlord's jester. Meredith will be ok. Be assured, this day will come. It's just a matter of time."